"The Blues came mostly because of women..."
 I'm Just Wastin' My Time -- J. D. Short

    The mythical "war between the sexes" rages on.  
     Approximately 50% of marriages in the US culminate in divorce.  In fact, the US has the highest divorce rate.  If we understand that this signifies that something is wrong, the next question is: "What are the causes of divorce, and how do we eliminate them?"

     I have identified two major causes of the dissolution of relationships: superficiality of the reasons for forming a relationship and hysterical hygiene.

   Superficiality:

     What are the most common "reasons" for forming a relationship?
     Generally, there are two: convenient sex (sexual parasitism) and convenient economy (economic parasitism) in which one member of the "couple" feeds off the other, contributing little.  
     With the excessive emphasis on sex in "developed countries" propagated by the local media, that factor is obvious.  "BRAS for eight-year-olds.  Lip gloss for six-year-olds.  Fashion and gossip magazines for girls from age five." 

     Can you spell Sodom and Gomorrah?    

     On Yahoo Answers, here are some of the "reasons" girls wear makeup:

Raju (male): "Is it because they are so insecure about themselves? I've seen some girls without any makeup and i can tell u, they look like ****, lol."

Clever Pseudonym (female): "I don't look like **** without makeup. I just think it's fun to play with color and style.

Hosemons (m): They wear makeup to enhance their looks. Some do a better job of applying it than others. In fact, some do such a poor job that it makes them look worse. I've seen many "naturally" pretty females apply makeup when they need none at all. I think that it distracts from their natural beauty.

Native New Yorker (m): GIRLS HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED SINCE TV AND MAG ZINES AND RADIO STATED WITH LIPSTICK CORACLES THEY MAKE GIRLS THINK THAT MAKE UP WILL MAKE THEM BETTER PEOPLE

Sucre (f): i dont wear makeup and heck what the guys say. girls just wanna hide their flaws and look nice and attractive. well for some reason, wanna impress the guys. but being natural is good though.

vTox (f): Some girls feel like it makes them seem older, some people don't look so great without it, and some just like it. I have no idea why that is because it ruins your skin if you wear alot and i can't imagine paiting my face everyday. But thats just me.

2princes (f): Not all girls wear makeup but I like makeup because I'm a girl and I can if I want. My husband likes it better when I'm not wearing any makeup.

anonymau (f): yea most of the time its insecurities

vampira (f): because girls like to look pretty for guys.

Jamie T (f): I rarely wear make-up. I have great skin, there's really no need for it and I prefer a natural look. Ironically, I have had employers criticize me for NOT wearing make-up. Often, other women ask me why I don't wear make-up. It's a social expectation, unfortunately.

hope (f): that's why they wear makeup. so they can cover up the fact that they look like sh*t. I only wear it when im going out.

     Did we mention "superficiality"?

   Hysterical Hygiene:

     In modern "civilized" countries where animal products are consumed, there is rampant fecal, rinary, and body odors created by putrefactive bacteria living in the large intestine (colon).  The baceria feed on undigeted animal proteins (meat, fish, birds, eggs, dairy, _)

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